Strumpet girl, Strumpet girl!
Paid with pearls from an English earl,
Sleeps with scum that'll make you hurl,
Oh, Strumpet girl.
No balls boy, No balls boy!
Thinks he's coy when he drinks his soy,
Sings castrato with the greates joy,
Oh, No balls boy!
Lesbian, Lesbian!
Looks like a woman but acts like a man,
Tried to kiss me but I ran,
Oh Lesbian!
Doobie dude, Doobie dude!
Rather crude when he's in the nude,
Always munching on his food,
Oh, Doobie dude!
Psycho chick, Psycho chick!
Chops off the dick of a horney hick,
Spends all her time with her pet tick,
Oh, Psycho chick!
Mexican, Mexican!
Always ran from the border man,
Whites won't do things that he can,
Oh, Mexican!
Snobby prep, Snobby prep!
Full of pep; it's in their rep,
Might be ugly, but well kept,
Oh, Snobby prep!
Horney lad, Horney lad!
It's awfully sad, the girls he's had,
Eighteen children call him "dad",
Oh, Horney lad!
Nerdy lass, Nerdy lass!
Passes gas when she picks her ass,
Keeps her urine in a glass,
Oh, Nerdy lass!
Hero guy, Hero guy!
Always high 'cause he's super fly,
Might act straight, but he's really bi,
Oh, Hero guy!
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